The Axe Chocalate Commercial scares me
This commercial has been on for some time now, and still every time I see it, it freaks the shit out of me. I hate it. I hate the guy’s creepy smile. Like when he violently breaks his nose off and put’s it in the chicks’ ice cream and he’s still smiling about it? Or when when his arm gets ripped off by that crazy bitch in the passenger seat of the moving car and he continues waving his would-be bloody stump. The song too, wtf. I hear that song in my nightmares. Who even wants to smell like chocolate anyways, let alone chocolate Axe? People who smell like chocolate are most likely fatties or Oompaloompas, neither of which are people that I want to be.
