Happy Father's day
Here’s to our dads
Here’s to the guy that pays for our school, our hot water, and our food. Here’s to all the corny jokes he makes, to all the crappy action movies He watches that you’ve now grown to love. Here’s to all the times he walks around shirtless with a fat gut, not realizing that you have friends over. Here’s to the guy that snores louder than anybody you know.
So go buy your dad some tools, a six pack of his favorite beer, or dinner, not lunch. This guy is not a sissy. He’s the kind of guy that eats a 14 oz steak and will deal with his gout later.
Here’s to you dad,
Happy Father’s Day.